We Are Doomed...

Why in the name of all that's Holy can you have tomato ketchup on a roast dinner. Now I have watched my brother do this for about 10 years thinking he was a one-off anomaly of the human race. But then I discover to my horror there are other freaks who also conduct this sadistic ritual of garnishing a perfectly made roast dinner with tomato ketchup. I now feel surrounded by some satanic cult who go out of their way to destroy Sunday Lunch. The world is no longer safe whilst tomato ketchup is allowed to make it's way onto Yorkshire Puddings. Over and out xD